The horrors of SOPA breach new boundaries as the Mayan Prediction
becomes accurate. SOPA gets active causing nationwide panic. Riots
everywhere as all the SOPA supporters are attacked by angry mobs
of Internets, Otakukins, and furries.
The SOPArs become panicked calling in the police force and the military
as the riots get bad. The calling of the military causes massive lack
in security due to the House of Representafails and Sentards being
attacked by the furries and bronies, uniting their differences to
defeat a common foe!
Due to the hole in security, Anonymous hacks the PentaWebs and
steals all the missle codes and fires a nuke a China. China is like
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT CHINESE BATMAN COCK!! DAMN YOU SOPPAAAAAA!!!!"
and fires back at America. The missile only works in 45 degree angles
and blows up Sweden. SOPA declares it copyright infringement because
of Swiss Cheese and SOPAs China, but China has SUPER SOPA and
negates the effects causing God to descend. God declares we are all
copyright infringements of his design and UBERGODMODEbans us.
December 21, 2012